Wednesday, May 18, 2011

I just couldn't resist..... How the furbies get their way!!

The copy and paste didn't work correctly these "House Rules" are taken from here: furbs in the pics are my housemates:-)

House Rules...
 Dogs are never permitted in the house.  The dog
stays outside in a specially built wooden compartment
named, for very good reason, the dog house.
2.  Okay, the dog can enter the house, but only for
short visits or if his own house is under renovation.
3.  Okay, the dog can stay in the house on a permanent
basis, provided his dog house can be sold in a yard
sale to a rookie dog owner.
4.  Inside the house, the dog is not allowed to run
free and is confined to a comfortable but secure metal
5.  Okay, the cage becomes part of a two-for-one deal
along with the dog house in the yard sale, and the dog
can go wherever the hell he pleases.
6.  The dog is never allowed on the furniture.
7.  Okay, the dog can get on the old furniture but
not the new furniture.
8.  Okay, the dog can get up on the new furniture until
it looks like the old furniture and then we'll sell
the whole damn works and buy new furniture...upon
which the dog will most definitely not be allowed.
9. The dog never sleeps on the bed.  Period.
10.  Okay, the dog can sleep at the foot of the bed.
11.  Okay, the dog can sleep alongside you, but he's
not allowed under the covers.
12.  Okay, the dog can sleep under the covers but not
with his head on the pillow.
13.  Okay, the dog can sleep alongside you under the
covers with his head on the pillow, but if he snores
he's got to leave the room.
14.  Okay, the dog can sleep and snore and have
nightmares in bed, but he's not to come in and sleep
on the couch in the TV room, where I'm now sleeping.
That's just not fair.
The ladies
15.  The dog never gets listed on the census
questionnaire as "primary resident," even if it's


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  2. Hehehe-- we had similar rules about cats on the tables and sleeping in our beds :)How does this happen?